Saturday, June 7, 2008

A series of events





Well, I am in Ballyvaughan after two days of travel! Before I get into the beauty of this place, let me first tell why people do not travel alone. For starters, it's terrifying and want to say that you are brave and not worried but that is only a lie that you must tell yourself in order to do it. So, fine, my Dad brings me to the airport Thursday morning; I am nervous but feel OK. I find my gate and sit and wait to board. Of course, it doesn't really feel like I have gone anywhere because I see a Becker student that will be on the same plane. At this point, I am thankful for security because I know I am at the top of his least favorite people list. Anyway, this flight is delayed roughly 45 minutes. Knowing that I need to catch a connecting flight, I am anxious but still confident. The turbulence on the plane isn't horrible, I am still OK. The next stop (Chicago), is not fun. I realize that working at an airport may not be fun but so far I can't think of anything that I have done that would be so offensive to the person at the desk who has to assign me to a seat. She is convinced that I had to transfer otherwise I would surely have a seat. I assure her that I haven't but she is not happy. On the flight to Manchester, I am on the aisle which is not a bad place to be. Turbulence is starting to make me sick but at least we are on time. Oh wait, only sort of. While it is in fact the only flight that took off on time, we were not able to get off the plane once we landed as the pilot didn't park in the appropriate place and we had no way of actually getting off of the plane. I am only slightly worried at this point. It wasn't until we had to go through custums that I freaked out. I couldn't find my passport and I started to get flashbacks of the angry lady in Chicago who hung onto my passport for an awfully long time and suddenly, I can't remember getting it back. I frantically sort through my bag and can't find it. I RAN back to the plane and ask the people who are waiting outside of it, ready to clean, if I can go back and look for my passport. They couldn't let me back in but they were going to look. I was praying to St. Anthony for help and I got this strange feeling to turn around and BAM, there is my passport, resting on the top of my bag! You may not believe in miracles but I know that I did not have it and that it could not have possibly been laying onto like that, especially after I RAN back to the plane. So, gratefully, I go back to custums and wait in line. I am the very last person that they let through. They did not seem convinced of my artist residency. Apparently, I looked shady but I am hoping it was the need for a shower and not my character. Once I make it through, I see one of bags. I am grateful until I realize, it is sitting in front of the counter for lost luggage. Yes, you guessed it, only one of my bags made it. The other is still in Chicago (I curse the angry lady a thousand times). There is nothing to do at this point, I am running behind and know that I need to catch my next flight or the day will only get worse. Well, I HATE the Manchester airport! It is crazy huge, multiple buildings, and I can't understand anyone. Nobody is at the desk that I need to check into. I have to hang out and wait and hope someone will eventually be there before I need to leave. Luckily, someone finally did come after and hour and a half. Also lucky for me, he liked my accent and I was allowed to board without paying for my luggage even though it was 5 kilos overweight. My next task is to find the gate. However, my gate is not listed, only the building. It is apparently my job to check the board often to find the gate and time to board because they won't make any announcements. At this point, I am exhausted because it is now close to 3 am in MN. I was scared that I would finally fall asleep only to miss my next flight so I mostly stood thinking that I couldn't fall asleep. The massive hunger also helped. I knew I didn't have time to get a real meal so I was left with chips and peanuts. Turns out my flight was delayed close to 3 hours but only in 15 minute increments so that I was continually thinking that I would be boarding in the next 15 minutes and then they would name the gate and I would need to run there. The plane was crazy small and not comfortable. We flew into such a small airport that we were the only people coming in and there was only one baggage check which consisted a wall with our luggage by it. After reporting my lost bag, I now need to get a taxi to the bus station. As it turns out, I can't say the name of the town that I want to head to with the right accent so he took me to the wrong bus station but I was able to clear that up before he left me there. Once I bought my ticket, I had to wait for close to two hours with the one large piece of luggage so that left me little option of going anywhere but I did people watch. The bus ride was interesting because I couldn't understand the bus driver (I think he said the names of the towns in Gaelic). Eventually I got her and was brought to the house I am staying in. I am glad that I brought one towel because I need it. I am sad that my deoderant, shampoo, tampons, benedril and such items have not made it and am praying that they arrive soon. I am needless to say a mess. Last night, I was wondering what the hell I got myself into. Today, I am doing much better, I went for a walk and one of the housemates brought me to the school so I could email. I already feel disconnected to everyone since there is no phone in the house and the school is a mile and a half away. I know it will get better though. Steve, the housemate that brought me here, is going to let me join the class he is teaching on Monday when they go on a trip as long as there is room on the bus.

10 comments:

paige3520 said...

I know you don't see any of this as funny, but what a great story--so much better than everything was on time, etc. :) I laughed out loud!! Remember the Chinese curse: "May you lead an interesting life." I love the passport story! The pictures are great--how cute is this town! Anyway, you made it and now you can relax for a day or so and enjoy your new camera. Not much new here except that Chandler accidently (while messing around) put a pitchfork through his foot (actually just the big toe) while he was staying at my mom's. He claims he needs the crutches, but forgets to limp occasionally. Taylor sleeps twenty hours a day, so I haven't seen much of her. Ron is coming up to the cabin today after checking to make sure someone showed up to make the dough at @&^%$ Godfather's. It has rained straight since you left by the way. I'm hoping for a little sun today as drying the dogs' feet off continually is no fun. All right, I'm going to have a cup of coffee and think about you in Ireland; all the time keeping an eye on Lily so she doesn't poop in the house. Write soon! More pictures!

Jackee said...

I agree...you may not see this as funny now but believe me it is. The world of travel is full of crazy stories like this and think of how much fun you'll be at parties if you have this good of material after one day. Take care...have a fantastic time, even through the smelly, non-deoderant fog.

The Hanson Hat Trick said...

Wow. What an amazing story and a testament to how strong you are. I probably would have been a puddle and floundering around for help. I'm proud of you, Jo!
I came to a realization just know. Your journey is reminding me of the main character in Eat, Pray, Love. Of course there are many differences; however, the fact that you are pursuing something not for wealth or status, but rather betterment of yourself is what's making me think of the book. You are going to have such amazing adventures and growth through this experience! (It makes me wonder what I could do. Perhaps I'll go to Clearwater and meditate this summer...)
I'm glad you are there and starting to settle in.
:)

andrew1984 said...

That was a very entertaining prearrival story. These are the stories you will make the experience even more enjoyable, even if they made you cry and want to come back home. Take lots of pictures and check your facebook often. I added your sister the other day. I am going to be mowing your lawn tomorrow as I think about teaching summer school to 22 students for a week (stupid, stupid, stupid). Take care!

hellokittycar said...

What a character building experience, and all of that crap. Seriously, you are working off bad karma and getting all of the junky stuff out of the way so that you can have a wonderful rest of the trip. I am really sorry about the luggage, to attempt to try to put it in perspective, remember that when Arnold lost his bags he lost many of the only copies of photos from him childhood....now see allergy drugs and shampoo, no big deal. You can walk into town, run into Gerard Bulter, and get some tampons and fall in love. I'm really happy that you landed safely, the rest does really make for a wonderful adventure. Take care! Want to see more pics! We missed you last night at dinner and sex.

hellokittycar said...

sex in the city... i mean. Just getting ready for my date tonight, send me some Irish luck! :)

Maria said...

What a fun story (for me, anyway)! If anyone can make it through a travel story like that, it's you. I'm glad you safely arrived--I've been thinking of you the last few days hoping you'd made it safely to Ireland. Just so you know, I gasped out loud when I read about you losing your passport. I couldn't find my wallet once at a ticket counter and almost cried--I can't imagine having that experience for an international trip! The pictures you have posted are great--looks quaint. It also sounds like there are some nice people around to help you out (I hope there's room on the bus for you). I'm so excited to live vicariously through you on this trip--my summer isn't looking too thrilling--just changing diapers and learning how to be Sue and Cheryl (no offense to them if they read this). I'm also excited to read the comment section of this blog--between Paige swearing and Tonja as the eternal ray of sunshine, the comment section is quite a hoot! Oh, and don't worry, I'll be sure to drive by your house a few times a week to make sure Andy's not throwing any wild parties without me. The weather here is finally starting to shape up--today was 80 and sunny. Beautiful! Can't wait to hear from you again!

CRAZY SD said...

Way excited to know you got there in one piece. I've been worried. Gotta say I laughed with you not at you right?!! Maybe latter it will be with you. Thank god for St. Anthony I would have been in permanent tears I think. I'll be checking lots so keep writing. Go have an awesome adventure of a lifetime and post pics so I can live vicariously through you. ;)

Julz said...

Hey Jo! I have been trying to type on your blog and I must be mentally challenged or something 'cuz it is quite difficult for me. I seem to have to change my password everytime I want to get on here. Anyway, I am sooo glad that you made it! You are the only person I know that could have handled all those problems along the way. It had to happen like that, normal is boring, right? And since when are you normal? I am seriously missing you. I made friends with Alexis and Andy. I told Andy I was going to stalk him. I hope that is o.k.. He hasn't objected to it, so it must be o.k. (Ha!) BTW, Mom has been trying to enter a comment on your blog and can't seem to get the hang of it so she is just sending something to your e-mail. Make sure you check that if you can and FACEBOOK. (That may be the only way I'll be able to get through to you.) LOL! Take care and I hope you get your shampoo, conditioner and tampons soon! Lots of Love, Julz :-)

LJFEIER said...

Joni, I think those ramblings are assembled in what Tonja calls a "blob"-- but very well put! Unbelievable. These are the things that build character. :) I can't wait to see more pictures because you are really amazing at it. You say they look like "postcards" like that is a BAD thing. Take care!